Top 10 reasons you need a massage 1

Here are today’s Top 10 reasons to get a massage at Main Street Massage…
10 – There are no passwords required
9 – Little old ladies help you across the street
8 – You have more snaps, crackles, and pops than a bowl of breakfast cereal
7 – There’s not an app for it
6 – You regularly buy items to replace ones that have dropped to the floor because it hurts too much to pick them up
5 – No dogs, cats, or howler monkeys are permitted in the massage room
4 – Your back is so stiff carpenters use it to check their levels for accuracy
3 – Geysers have less pressure than you
2 – The Wall Street Journal reports on your purchases of Advil as a percentage of company sales
And the Number One reason to get a massage…
1 – Your muscles are more tangled than a box of Christmas lights put away by a three year old in need of a nap

Which one fits you?

Barry is a licensed Massage Therapist at Main Street Massage in Hudson, Ohio.  Find out more about him, his business, and massage at

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