Funny

Valentines day means poetry, but it doesn’t have to be good poetry. I asked for contributions from my clients and on my facebook page. The directions were to start with the classic “Roses are red, Violets are blue” and come up with your own ending. Or just start with the […]

2017 Bad Valentines Poetry

February 18, 2017 in Life tagged Funny / poetry / valentines by hudsonmassage

Some people drift off to sleep during their massage. It is understandable if you do go to sleep. You are warm and comfortable, in a room with the lights low, gentle music is playing, your stress is leaving, and your muscles are being taken care of. Since you don’t have […]

Sleeping during massage

October 23, 2013 in Massage tagged Funny / Massage / massage therapists / relax / sleep by hudsonmassage

People love their massages, but bemoan that their time just went by too quickly. Never fear – you can get a great massage while feeling like time is hardly moving at Main Street Massage. Let’s get started! First, make yourself uncomfortable on our special sandpaper lined sheets. Every move you […]

My massage goes by too fast

February 28, 2013 in Massage tagged Funny / Massage by hudsonmassage

Some people hesitate to get a massage since it’s not covered by insurance. Have no fear; Main Street Massage has a solution for you. I am happy to announce a new massage insurance policy. In the event of stress or muscle pain, you are eligible for a massage. The claims […]

Massage Insurance

August 26, 2012 in Massage tagged customer service / Funny / Insurance / Massage by hudsonmassage

I am asked “What should I wear?” from people coming in for a massage. You should wear what you will feel comfortable in. For massage to be the most effective, you have to be relaxed, not thinking about clothes. It really doesn’t matter to me. You will be draped the […]