Presidential quotes on massage 4

via Ronda Darby

We look to our leaders for words of wisdom and advice.  Have you ever wondered what some of our Presidents have thought about massage?

Here are some inspiring, lesser known quotes from our leaders:

“Speak softly, I’m getting my massage.”

T. Roosevelt

“We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time.”

F. Roosevelt

“Ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for your country after you get a massage.”

J. Kennedy

“The stress stops here.”

H. Truman

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.  And get a massage – you look really stressed.”

R. Reagan

“Four score and seven days is too long between massages.”

A. Lincoln

“Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.”

T. Jefferson

“I cannot tell a lie.  Massage is great!”

–  G. Washington

I’m pretty sure these are probably mostly accurate quotations.  Come in and get the presidential treatment!  You can quote me on that.

Barry is a licensed Massage Therapist at Main Street Massage in Hudson, Ohio.  Find out more about him, his business, and massage at


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