My Neck is a Wreck

Oh my poor neck

it is a wreck.


Just thinking of turning my head

fills me with great dread.


It hurts when I look up

or drink from my cup.


I begin to frown

when I have to look down.


Oh, how I yearn

for a pain free neck turn.


The votes come back “Nay’s”

when asked for a neck raise.


Has a device been built

that will get my neck to tilt?


I can hardly abide

turning my neck to the side.


My neck will not twist

Are you getting the gist?


What have I done?

This is no fun.


I’m tired of this rhyme

for now it is time

to get a massage.


Barry is a licensed Massage Therapist at Main Street Massage in Hudson, Ohio.  Find out more about him, his business, and massage at

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